she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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