Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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