can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
