She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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