she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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