Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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