Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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