my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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