i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My Sexting was not on an AP level
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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