Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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