He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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