from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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