I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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