my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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