just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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