I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
