I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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