Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
