..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
where are my eyebrows?
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