And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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