ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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