I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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