what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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