How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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