Small penises have feelings too.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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