You smell like stripper and shame
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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