i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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