Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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