dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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