? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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