nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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