She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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