Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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