walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
