thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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