I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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