I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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