At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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