I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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