those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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