am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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