Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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