He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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