Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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