She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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