just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
