I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You pole danced in your parka.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
