I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just forgot I was standing up.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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