I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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