fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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