Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
