just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
