Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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