physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
